Wednesday, February 26, 2014


A man received the following text from his neighbor:

I am so sorry Bob.  I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.  I have been tapping into your wife, day and night when you're not around.  In fact, more than you.  I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse.

I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.

The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

A few moments later, a second text came in:

Damn autocorrect.  I meant "WiFi", not "wife".


  1. I did not see that coming!! Neither did his Wifi. Very funny!

    I hate that autocorrect. Mrs. C managed to turn mine off.

  2. Hahahaha. I'm so technically dense, I just learned how to pronounce that last year or so. I used to say Wi-fee. With a short i sound. Duh.

  3. Auto-correct is Satan's favorite tool. That was pretty danged funny!


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