A Navy Chief and an Admiral were sitting in the
barbershop. They were both just getting finished
with their shaves--the barbers were reaching for
some after-shave to slap on their faces.
The admiral shouted, "Hey, don't put that stuff
on me! My wife will think I've been in a cathouse!"
The chief turned to his barber and said, "Go ahead
and put it on. My wife doesn't know what the inside
of a cathouse smells like.
NOTE: Admirals don't go to barbershops. Barbershops come to Admirals... so it was probably really a senior Lieutenant or Lieutenant Commander.
The Real Legacy of Edward Norman
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Dear Edward,
Every morning, before I start my day, I wash my face. And I think of you.
Every night, when I wash my face or, let’s be real, when I decide...
5 months ago
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