Friday, August 3, 2012

Medicare Part G



You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you. So what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Politicians.

Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning and all the health care you need!
Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That’s great. Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart? They’re all covered.
As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now.

And who will be paying for all of this? It’s the same government that just told you that you they cannot afford for you to go into a home.

And you can get rid of 4 useless politicians while you are at it.
Plus, you might not have to pay income taxes anymore.


Is this a great country or what? "

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11 comments:

  1. SuldogFriday, August 3, 2012 at 8:57:00 AM PDT

    Pure logic. I heartily endorse this plan.

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  2. BuckFriday, August 3, 2012 at 9:05:00 AM PDT

    I'll file this away for reference in the (near, VERY near) future.

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  3. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comFriday, August 3, 2012 at 9:30:00 AM PDT

    Not a great country, but a great post. It shows how twisted things are here.

    Be well, Ivan.
    xoRobyn

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  4. (not necessarily your) Uncle SkipFriday, August 3, 2012 at 10:21:00 AM PDT

    Isn't useless politicians redundant?

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  5. innominatusFriday, August 3, 2012 at 4:57:00 PM PDT

    That's the best idea since the electric light bulb

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  6. limeSaturday, August 4, 2012 at 2:29:00 PM PDT

    you just became my write in vote for november

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  7. UnknownFriday, February 1, 2013 at 7:22:00 PM PST

    Sounds like a good plan to me!

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  8. UnknownFriday, February 1, 2013 at 7:27:00 PM PST

    I like the ending, but, you should add, that you would be saving the government about 800,000 dollars for the four useless politicians. lol

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  9. UnknownSunday, March 2, 2014 at 11:17:00 AM PST

    reminds me of a friend who says: 'If I ever need to go into a nursing home, just give me my gun and push my wheelchair into the bank'
    I guess the alternative would be alot cheaper lol. There is an easier way to fund Medicare plans lol - http://ohiomedigapinsurance.com

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Go ahead.
I dare ya!


who you callin' a goat head?

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