Tuesday, July 30, 2013

A man walks into...

A man walks into the Election office and says to the receptionist:

"I would like to put my name forward for the forthcoming elections
to be an Independent candidate."

The receptionist replied: "Certainly sir. Please fill in this form."

He was filling the form until he came to the question - "Are you

So he asked the receptionist, "Is this question necessary?"

She replied: "Sir, I'm sorry, but, if you are circumcised, you
aren't eligible to run for election".

He asked, "What possible difference would it make if I were

She replied...."It's quite simple, sir...
To become a politician, you have to be a complete prick."

1 comment:

Go ahead.
I dare ya!

who you callin' a goat head?

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An award

An award
From A Daft Scots Lass

"...you magnificent ba$tard!"

"...you magnificent ba$tard!"
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