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This reminded me of another blogger

4/9

Yeah, that's tomorrow.
I count myself fortunate that it marks the eighth anniversary of the beginning of my sobriety.
Yep, I'm living proof that you don't have to drink... or use... to be nuts.
Anyway, today marks the eighth anniversary of my last drink. All I can tell you about it is that it was a beer... and probably the only time I ever only had one.
No. I didn't really enjoy it, but I finished it anyway.

Hell

with apologies to anyone named Kevin and cabdrivers

A Cabbie picks up a Nun.

She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome
cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring.

He replies:
'I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.'

She answers,
'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.'

'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.'

She responds,
'Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.'

The cab driver is very excited and says,
'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'

'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.'

The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

'My dear child,' says the nun, 'why are you crying?'

'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm not Catholic.'

The nun says, 'That's OK.
My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party.'

Easter humor

Be advised. There ain't much out there.





Yeah, that's German.
No, I'm not going to translate

Oh crap!!!

I used up the good stuff commenting on other blogs.
At the risk of being accused of pimping go and read my comment at *Fantastic Friday. You may have to scroll through or read some other stuff. But hey, you have a whole weekend.

*Yeah, I know that's not the name of the blog

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