This can't wait

Does beget ?

Bonus post

Over at hipstercrite there's a discussion about when parents are on Facebook. I do believe the answer may be found here:

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BTW - I won't be joining in the debate

I beg to differ

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I'm just claiming a slight difference of opinion here

A few months back... like December... I gave an award to Suldog.
There were several things that motivated me, not the least of which was that he did something really nice. Another was to stir things up.
He called this an asshat.

I'll show you an asshat!



Personally, I like the term ass weasel

Yesterday

Yesterday, I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the trunk. I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so lifelike you wouldn't believe it!

There they stood in trench coats exposing their nude bodies and private parts to the approaching drivers.

But to my surprise, cars start slowing down looking at my lifelike men.. And of course, traffic starts backing up. Everybody is tooting their horns and waving like crazy.

It wasn't long before a state trooper pulls up behind me. He gets out of his car and starts walking towards me. I could tell he was not a happy camper!

"What's going on here?" He demanded.

"My car has a flat tire," I said calmly.

"Well, what the hell are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?"


I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him, "Helloooooo, those are my emergency flashers."

God's Problem Now

His wife's graveside service was just barely finished, when there was a massive clap of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by even more thunder rumbling in the distance. The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said, "Well, she's there."

In a Bar

Siamese twins walk into a bar in Canada and park themselves on a bar stool.
One of them says to the bartender, "Don't mind us; we're joined at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers, draft please."
The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers. "Been on holiday yet, lads?"
"Off to England next month," says John. "We go to England every year, rent a car and drive for miles. Don't we, Jim?" Jim agrees. "Ah, England!" says the bartender. "Wonderful country... the history, the beer, the culture..."
"Nah, we don't like that British crap," says John. "Hamburgers and Molson's beer, that's us, eh Jim? And we can't stand the English - they're so arrogant and rude."
"So why keep going to England?" asks the bartender.


"It's the only chance Jim gets to drive."

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