Somebody else posted about gastropods and it reminded me of this story:
A wife and her husband were having a dinner party
for some important guests. The wife was very
excited about this and wanted everything to be
perfect. At the very last minute, she realized that
she didn't have any snails for the dinner party, so
she asked her husband to run down to the beach
with the bucket to gather some snails.
Very grudgingly he agreed. He took the bucket,
walked out the door, down the steps, and out to
the beach. As he was collecting the snails, he
noticed a beautiful woman strolling alongside the
water just a little further down the beach.
He kept thinking to himself, "Wouldn't it be great
if she would even just come down and talk to me?"
He went back to gathering the snails.
All of a sudden he looked up, and the beautiful
woman was standing right over him. They started
talking and she invited him back to her place. They
ended up spending the night together. At seven
o'clock the next morning he woke up and exclaimed,
"Oh no!!! My wife's dinner party!!!"
He gathered all his clothes, put them on real fast,
grabbed his bucket, and ran out the door. He ran
down the beach all the way to his apartment. He
ran up the stairs of his apartment. He was in such
a hurry that when he got to the top of the stairs,
he dropped the bucket of snails. There were snails
all down the stairs. The door opened just then,
with a very angry wife standing in the door way
wondering where he's been all this time.
He looked at the snails all down the steps, then he
looked at her, then back at the snails and said,
"Come on guys, we're almost there!!"
the guy had to have been a lawyer?
two blogs I follow mentioned 'poop' today
Well, gastropod sounded too scientific and fancy to include in a story about poop so I just went with slug.ReplyDelete
Story is great.
And who doesn't love poop!
I kinda wish I could link to today's Baby Blues comic strip. It sort of follows the poop theme.ReplyDelete
Now that I think about it...ReplyDelete
Thursday does it, too... Hmmmmmm!