What Kind of Mind Would Paint a Cabbage? - *Note: The events that follow occurred in June 2007, and I wrote about them later that year. This is the first time I’ve publicly shared this story. For...
2 years ago
I told my mother that everyone hates me. She said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
"One thing about modern technology that's a little frustrating is that when you think of a really **cool** password for one of your accounts -- you can't tell anybody!!!"--GG
Yeah, I tried to obey your orders, but no go. Help!ReplyDelete
I somehow screwed up the HTML
Yes, those are good. I have to admit to having always said "sher-bert", and I still do, but it has yet to come up in a script I've voiced, Thank God.ReplyDelete
(You have no idea how long it took me to train myself out of certain regional pronunciations. I grew up saying "hahf" instead of "haff" [half], and "bahth" instead of "bath". Thus, the reference to "can't" in my piece, which sounds very close to an uncouth word for a woman's sexual apparatus when spoken in a certain Boston accent.)
What's-his-face left out my favorite: "Did I AXE you?", which has nothing to do with chopping.ReplyDelete