Sure Happy It's Thursday

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An agricultural inspector stopped at a ranch in Texas and spoke with an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher replied, "Okay, but do not go in that field over there," as he pointed out the location.
The inspector officer verbally exploded, saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me."
Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher. "See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.....on any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?"
The rancher nodded politely, apologized and went about his chores.
A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams and saw the inspector running for his life, chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull....
With every step the bull was gaining ground on the inspector and it seemed likely that he would get gored before he could reach safety. The inspector was clearly terrified.
The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs.....
"Your badge. Show him your effing badge!"

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So what if it's Wednesday

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Go back to Monday's post, look at the image of the captcha, say it aloud, and go, "Oh, yeah."

So, tomorrow is the 12th day of Christmas. I know this because another blogger told me. I thought it was today.
Anyhow, I'm guessing we will be seeing inappropriate marketing for who knows what soon. Maybe we'll get lucky and there won't be any "Gifts for Grads" until after Martin Luther King day?

I can hardly wait until Valiumtimes Day.



On another note - a link on my sidebar has evidently become irrelevant as of today. Hippest Snippets was kind of a neat diversion. I guess they decided their lives were more important than their blog.

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Scary thought

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There are 95 v-words in my captcha collection. I wonder what I was thinking when I collected them.
No, worse... those are only the words that haven't found their way into my blog yet.

Taking the easy way

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I may as well jump on the bandwagon and do pretty much what other bloggers have done over the past few days ...talk about resolutions.
Really!
That's what folks do at the start of a new year ...talk.
Suldog may actually accomplish his.
I actually considered making a resolution this year, but in the end resolved not to.
I was going to make every effort to use up all of the 95 'captcha' words I have accumulated, but not yet posted before I collect any more. But right off the bat I saw one I couldn't pass up.

It pretty much describes the state that overcomes so many other drivers when they get behind the wheel of their care and become oblivious to the circumstances surrounding them.

LMAO

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Oscar Wilde

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"If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you."

Socrates

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"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher."