Well, this gives me an idea...

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I didn't say you were (insert word here).

I said you were smart.

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About that last post

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So I mentioned that school's started.
That means there are school buses all over town all day. That's because there are two high schools, one middle school, and three grammar schools [which I wanna know why they call them grammar schools, because they sure don't learn much about grammar... or at least it doesn't take].
I've figured out that I have to allow an extra ten minutes to go almost anywhere because of the delays created by those buses stopping at places where they cannot be passed.

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That's just pathetic

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School's only just started... well, two weeks ago... so a local major retailer has already consolidated the back-to-school stuff and made room for winter holiday merchandise. Therefore Suldog gets almost top billing on the sidebar.

...and no this isn't a plea for a space on his sidebar

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Curious

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There's a post on this blog that probably has more page views (over 725) than all of the other posts combined. Well, that may be a slight exaggeration. That's not what this is about anyway.
What I want to know is why the stats tab is telling me that those pageviews are since May 2009?
I didn't start this thing until November of that year.
The real irony is that fully a third of those views have been in the last month.
What I've been able to extrapolate from the information available is nobody is looking at the current stuff.

I'm not going to tempt fate by asking why.

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Just this...

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"Until recent years, people living in remote areas of Afghanistan and Ethiopia were immunized against smallpox by having dried powdered scabs from victims of the disease blown up their noses.This treatment was invented by a Chinese Buddhist nun in the eleventh century. It is the oldest known form of vaccination."

'n this


Yeah, I know nobody over on the East Coast is laughing.

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Payback II

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I digress

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A tourist in a bar in Florida asks an Irishman sitting at the bar,
"Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?"

To which the Irishman replies:
"If they fell forwards they'd still be in the effin' boat."

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