Thursday, August 19, 2010

Where am I

Ain’t No Mountain Wry Enough
@ Fast Food Melbourne, Australia

Me: “…and a large Dew.”
Customer: “I’m sorry, did you just call me a Jew?”
Customer’s wife: “But honey, you are a Jew.”
Me: “Oh no, sorry. I meant a large Mountain Dew.”
Customer: “Oh really? Really, I’m flattered but I’ve never been to the mountains.”
Me: “Ah, sorry?”
Customer: *comically bangs his fists against his chest* “I am the large mountain Jew!”
Customer’s wife: * to me* “I am so sorry about him. Honestly, I can’t take him anywhere.”
Me: “Really, it’s fine.”
Customer: “The large mountain Jew goes anywhere he wants to!”


Go ahead.
I dare ya!

who you callin' a goat head?

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An award

An award
From A Daft Scots Lass

" magnificent ba$tard!"

" magnificent ba$tard!"
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