.The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
I told my mother that everyone hates me. She said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
"One thing about modern technology that's a little frustrating is that when you think of a really **cool** password for one of your accounts -- you can't tell anybody!!!"--GG
I have a list of songs that I'd use in a soundtrack, and I'll say things like "I want this song to come on every time I walk into a room" or "This is the song I want to come on when I walk into a noisy biker bar looking for trouble."