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"Irish Genie"

Two Irishmen were adrift in a life boat following
a dramatic escape from a burning freighter.
While rummaging through the boat's provisions,
one of the men stumbled across an old lamp.

Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he
rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement
of the castaways, a genie came forth. This
particular genie, however, stated that he could
only deliver one wish, not the standard three.

Without giving much thought to the matter the
man blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into beer!"

The genie clapped his hands with a deafening
crash, and immediately the entire sea turned
into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals.

Simultaneously, the genie vanished. Only the
gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the
stillness as the men considered their circumstances.

One man looked disgustedly at the other whose
wish had been granted. After a long, tension filled
moment, he spoke: "Nice going! Now we're going
to have to pee in the boat."