Tuesday, July 31, 2012

So that's what happened to...

There was a man who lost one of his arms in an accident. He became very
depressed because he had loved to play Golf ..
One day in his despair, he decided to commit suicide. He got on an elevator
and went to the top of a building to jump off. He was standing on the ledge
looking down and saw this man skipping along whistling and kicking up his

He looked closer and saw that this man didn't have any arms at all. He
started thinking, What am I doing up here feeling sorry for myself? I still
have one good arm to do things with. There goes a man with no arms skipping
down the sidewalk so happy, and going on with his life.

He hurried down and caught up with the man with no arms. He told him how
glad he was to see him because he had lost one of his arms and felt ugly
and useless and was going to kill himself. He thanked him again for saving
his life and he knew he could make it with one arm if that guy could go on
with no arms.

The man with no arms began dancing and whistling and kicking up his heels
again. He asked, "Why are you so happy anyway?"

He said, "I'm NOT happy."

"My balls itch."


  1. I am getting old...I did not see that one comming!

    very funny!

    At least with one arm could you be a "scratch" golfer? (sorry, it's the Tourettes!)

  2. I think I added a couple of months to my time in Purgatory when I laughed. Thanks a lot.


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