If you're up to it

So yesterday I mentioned an about me list.
Well, I guessed it was about time to post some more about me:


Hi, my name is: Ivan Toblog [was that a trick question?]

but you can call me: @$$h@t

Never in my life have I: farmed

The one person who can drive me nuts is: me

My high school is/was: schizophrenic

When I’m nervous: I pray

The last song I listened to was: a parody

My hair is: still there

When I was 4: I only had one parent and I was an only child

Last Christmas: was mellow

I should be: cleaning up my office

When I look down: I can see my feet

The happiest recent event was: I've lost track, there are so many

By this time next year: I'm not falling into that trap

My current gripe is: I can't remember, it wasn't important

I have a hard time understanding: no I don't, I only pretend

If I won an award, the first person I would tell would be: depends on the award

I want to buy: gummi worms

Where do you plan to visit: my daughter's family

If you spent the night at my house: we have a guest room

The world could do without: animosity

Most recent thing I’ve bought myself: potato chips, cheetos and Fritos

Most recent thing someone else bought me: I forget

My middle name is: the gov't said it's (NMI)... or was it (NMN)?

In the morning I: thank God

Last night I was: eating Oreos

If I was an animal I’d be a: snuffleupagus

A better name for me would be: Thor

Tomorrow I am: Shouldn't that be future tense?

Tonight I am: Ditto - I have no expectations and haven't planned anything specific that far ahead