Thursday, May 13, 2010

Ouch

My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out.
What used to be my sex appeal,
Is now my water spout.

Time was when, on its own accord,
From my trousers it would spring.
But now I've got a full time job,
To find the &*&(&%$ thing.

It used to be embarrassing,
The way it would behave.
For every single morning,
It would stand and watch me shave.

Now as old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues.
To see it hang its little head,
And watch me tie my shoes!!

3 comments:

  1. Perhaps you need a pill or two
    to make things work again.
    I've heard there's one that's coloured blue
    that worked for many men.

    Or maybe there's another way,
    another remedy,
    you mentioned it yourself last day
    a centerfold 3d?

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  2. haha, awesome addition Carolina!

    At least you're tying your shoes. It's when you have to switch to slip ons or Velcro that you should worry.

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