So my good buddy called me...

He says.

"Sorry for not calling you on New Years, I just got out of jail.
"I got locked up for punching the crap out of this idiot at a party.
"In my defense…when you hear an Arab counting down from 10, your instincts kick in."

I'm tryin' way too hard to come up with stuff
Gotta take another break

It would be good for something

's better than Goat Head

Hip-hop bagpiping

It may be a traffic builder?

We're stickin' our necks out here

For the more adventurous click on the image for the rest of the story
I'm sure I woulda said it

What kind of example is this

Watch this video and tell us how many innocent bystanders were shot




He never once reloaded

Think about it

Become a Democrat

Statistics don't lie

 

So there's been a bump in traffic here
I'll take pageviews any way I get them.
See the post from January 12, 2012 HERE
I don't claim originality

Thanks Matt!

Did ya watch the inauguration?

Didn't we just do that...


...like four years ago?

'nuff said

ALABAMA STRIPPED OF BCS TITLE!!!

In a move that has stunned the sports world, President Obama issued a late night decree and mandated a "Touchdown Tax" against the University of Alabama football team and redistributed 2 touchdowns to Notre Dame.

The 14 point tax, which Obama declared "equal and fair", retroactively made the score a 28-28 tie, effectively allowing Notre Dame to maintain their #1 ranking and therefore assume the BCS National Championship title.

Obama phoned Alabama head coach Nick Saban and stated, "Those touchdowns ... you didn't score those."

Then, in an impromptu press conference, Obama further stated:
"WE CAN NOT ALLOW HARD WORK, TALENT AND DEDICATION TO BE REWARDED!!!
This goes against the all the American principals of equality that this administration is striving so hard to achieve."

He further stated that Alabama's excessive scoring was an example of "greed and excessiveness", before vehemently denying that this move was due to his disdain for the SEC, or Notre Dame's proximity to his home town of Chicago.

House shrew Nancy Pelosi applauded the move as did Dirty Harry Reid. The ESPN broadcast team stated their displeasure with the decision. "Does this mean we have to show pictures of ugly women, too?" said Brent Musberger.

There's a connection

It's a good thing, too
Because I can't decide between the two

True story

Lost Churches Of The East Coast.

When hurricane Sandy struck the East Coast, even houses of worship were not spared. A local television station interviewed a woman from New Jersey and asked how the loss of churches in the area would affect their lives. 

 Without hesitation, the woman replied, "I don't know 'bout all those other people, but we ain't gone to Churches in years." 
"We gets our chicken from Popeye's."

The look on the interviewer's face was priceless. 

They live among us, AND THEY VOTE. Now, do you understand how we got our president? 

Lawm mower accident

The writer takes his shoes off to count
Hence, the title for this post

A thought

Current TV used to be Al Gore...
...now it's Al Jazeera

I cruise the WEB

Don't mess with nature and learn about apostrophes

Someone called this the "Cartoon of the Year"

There only one thing wrong with this

In the coming New Year, 2013, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union address will occur on the same day

This is an ironic juxtaposition of events

One involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to an insignificant creature of little intelligence for prognostication


The other involves a groundhog

Do I get to only pick one?

or this

Year round exercise

There's another blogger who may... or may not... appreciate this comic

A modest proposal

The following may not solve all of the problems in the world

...and a little less drastic