Sunday, October 14, 2012

Food for thought ...

Mowed the lawn today and after doing so, sat down and had a couple of nice cold beers.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the brew facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.
I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts. Well, after another beer and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby and here is the reason for my conclusion:
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case.


  1. A couple of beers will make you very perceptive!

    I would say getting kicked in the nuts is worse, except it is over in about five minutes.

    I imagine giving birth is like getting your nuts squeezed for about 18 hours straight.

    I would perfer the quick kick and get it over with fast!

  2. I was going to venture the same sort of thought as Joe, that the pain may be more initially severe from a kick in the nuts, but the endurance needed for birth makes it the "winner".

  3. I guess I should rethink this copy and paste thing?

    Y'all didn't really think I'd actually mow the lawn?


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