Fellow blogger... and follower of this blog... Suldog has offered to give advice on any subject your heart may desire. He will post his answers on Monday, April 5. At least that's what he says.
I have already emailed my question to him. I forget what it was. So his answer will be a double surprise for me.
Your question may be either emailed to firstname.lastname@example.org or, as he put it, you can post it in the comments at Dear Poochie.
Then, if you really like the answer he gives, you can present him with an award.