Gail and I were attending church services last Sunday.
About halfway through, Gail wrote a note and handed it to me.
It said, " I just let out a silent fart. What do you think I should do?"
I scribbled back , " Put a new battery in your hearing aid.."
What Kind of Mind Would Paint a Cabbage? - *Note: The events that follow occurred in June 2007, and I wrote about them later that year. This is the first time I’ve publicly shared this story. For...
2 years ago
Ahahahahaha..Those are the deadly ones!! Or is it the ones that sound like a Chewbacca whine?ReplyDelete
Another response may have been: "Now you have to sit in your own pew."ReplyDelete
Nevermind. I liked your line better.